Every Shopaholic Needs An Accomplice.

I Was Curious, Given The Swimming Pools Of Booze I’ve Guzzled Over The Years - Not To Mention All Of The Cocaine, Morphine, Sleeping Pills, Cough Syrup, Lsd, Rohypnol… There’s Really No Plausible Medical Reason Why I Should Still Be Alive. Maybe My Dna Could Say Why.

With Marriage, You've Just Got To Stick It Out. You Can't Jump Off The Boat At The First Bump In The Waves.

Nobody Tells Me F-k All!

My Heart Stopped Twice. They Had To Stab Me To Drain The Blood From My Lungs Because I Was Drowning In My Own Blood.

When You're Young, You're Stupid. You Do Silly Things. I Did It (the O-z-z-y Tattoo Across His Knuckles) When I Was 14. I Was In Jail For Something. I Could Have Had It Removed, But Why? It's My Trademark. People Stop Me And Say, 'let Me Have A Look At Your Hand.'