Every Shopaholic Needs An Accomplice.

Most Guys My Age Are Boring Human Beings. They Sit In Bars, Get Drunk, And Then Go Home To Tell Their Kids The Way To Rule Their Lives, While They're Absolutely Stewed Out Of Their Brains.

In 1964 Something Totally Unexpected Happened. I Got A Job I Enjoyed.

The Most Unbelievable Thing About My Behaviour Is That I Was Convinced It Was Entirely F**king Normal.

I Have A Night Off On Halloween. It's Halloween For Me Every Night. Let Everybody Else Be Ozzy For The Night. People Go Out Dressed As Me.

Condemned To Violence, Arrested By Pain. Inside The Soul Lies A Man Insane.