Run Scared ... And They Never Catch

Elizabeth Taylor Was So Fat That Whenever She Went To London In A Red Dress, 30 Passengers Would Try To Board Her.

I Hate Reality Shows That Are Not Reality.

You’re Going To Get What I Think Is The Truth, And It’s Going To Be Raw.

[when Told That Her Grandchild Had Her Nose:] I Didn't Get This Nose Until I Was Thirty-four.

My Mother Could Make Anybody Feel Guilty - She Used To Get Letters Of Apology From People She Didn't Even Know.