Run Scared ... And They Never Catch

You're College Graduates Now, So Use Your Education. Remember: It's Not Who You Know, It's Whom.

My Daughter Refuses To Call Me Mother In Public; My Little Grandson Calls Me Spongeslob Squarebottom, And Nobody Else Ever Calls Me At All.

I Was Born In 1962, And The Room Next To Me Was 1963.

Yeah, I Read History. But It Doesn't Make You Nice. Hitler Read History, Too.

Girls Just Want To Have Fun. Well, So Do Old Ladies!