Both Of My Parents Got To See

To Maintain Success, Stamina Is More Important Than Talent. You Have To Learn To Be A Marathon Runner.

If You Don't Think That All Life Is Improvisation, Then You Haven't Been Paying Attention. Life Is What Happens To You While You're Making Other Plans.

I Think Any Celebrity That Adopts A Child From A Third World Country Is A Fool.

I Caused My Husband's Heart Attack. In The Middle Of Lovemaking I Took The Paper Bag Off My Head. He Dropped The Polaroid And Keeled Over And So Did The Hooker. It Would Have Taken Me Half An Hour To Untie Myself And Call The Paramedics, But Fortunately The Great Dane Could Dial.

Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't Laugh, It's Tough.