Your Life Is A Work Of Art,

The Majority Of People Who Keel Over Dead At Concerts Are Killed By A Long Trumpet Passage.

To Norwegians, The Polka Is A Form Of Martial Art.

Freedom Doesn't Mean Aimlessness. We Can't Just Sleepwalk Through Life.... Freedom Demands Structure.

It's Better To Be Burnished With Use Than Rusty With Principle.

The French Have A New President, The British Will Soon Have A New P.m., And We Envy Them As We Endure The Endless Wait For This Small Dim Man To Go Back To Texas And Resume His Life.