I Hear A Little Firecracker Go Off

Never Insult A Writer. You May Find Yourself Immortalized In Ways You May Not Appreciate.

People Always Are Encouraging About A Terrible Loss, So That Sometimes The Loser Would Like To Strangle Them.

It's A Shallow Life That Doesn't Give A Person A Few Scars.

America Of The Future Will Be All Malls Connected By Interstates. All Because Your Parents No Longer Can Their Own Tomatoes.

March Is The Month God Created To Show People Who Don't Drink What A Hangover Is Like.