I Hear A Little Firecracker Go Off

It Is More Worthy In The Eyes Of God . . . If A Writer Makes Three Pages Sharp And Funny About The Lives Of Geese Than To Make Three Hundred Fat And Flabby About God Or The American People.

To Norwegians, The Polka Is A Form Of Martial Art.

Being An English Major Prepares You For Impersonating Authority.

Winter: It's Not Just A Season, It's Who We Are.

This Is The Big Reason Most Humorists Fail. Drunks Don't Read Books.