I Hear A Little Firecracker Go Off

Powdermilk Biscuits: Heavens, Theyre Tasty And Expeditious! Theyre Made From Whole Wheat, To Give Shy Persons The Strength To Get Up And Do What Needs To Be Done

A Girl In A Bikini Is Like Having A Loaded Pistol On Your Coffee Table - There's Nothing Wrong With Them, But It's Hard To Stop Thinking About It.

Second Violins Can Play A Concerto Perfectly If They're In Their Own Home And Nobody's There.

God Is A Great Humorist. He Just Has A Slow Audience To Work With.

The Funniest Line In English Is 'get It?' When You Say That, Everyone Chortles.