The Problem With Paradise Is That It's

Winter: It's Not Just A Season, It's Who We Are.

We Thank You [the Soldiers Recently Returned From The Middle East] For Your Service.

Some Luck Lies In Not Getting What You Thought You Wanted But Getting What You Have, Which Once You Have Got It You May Be Smart Enough To See Is What You Would Have Wanted Had You Known.

I Remember When I Switched From Christmas To Sex As The Secret Of Happiness.

You Now Have Learned Enough To See That Cats Are Much Like You And Me And Other People Whom We Find Possessed Of Various Types Of Mind. For Some Are Sane And Some Are Mad And Some Are Good And Some Are Bad And Some Are Better, Some Are Worse — But All May Be Described In Verse.