Multi-choice Question: My Dishwasher Is: Efficient; Hilarious.

A Good Name For A Gang Would Be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

I'm Not A Lawmaker, But I Was Thinking That If You Have A Really Loud Ring Tone, Maybe You Should Be Stabbed In The Ear?

I Got Some New Pajamas With Pockets In 'em. Which Is Great, Because Before That, I Used To Have To Hold Stuff When I Slept. But Now I'm Like, 'where's My Planner? There It Is. "keep Sleeping." All Right, Perfect.'

Americans Who Do Not Celebrate Independence Day: Pets.

Statistics Indicate That The Average American Is A Guy Named Brian Who Lives In Ohio.