Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Dolls Clothes

I Talked To Larry The Cable Guy The Other Day. Larry's Made More Money Than 10 People Should Ever Make In A Lifetime. He Was Excited Because He'd Gone Over To The Livestock Auction And Bought 20 New Feeder Pigs.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are More Than Ten Lawsuits Currently Pending Against Your Dog.

Please Don't Get Me Wrong Here. I'm Not Making Fun Of Old People. In Fact I Think That's The Goal Of Everybody Here Tonite. We All Want To Be An Old Person Someday.

Have You Ever Seen People So Ugly That You Have To Get Someone Else To Verify It?