Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.

Talking With Gary Busey Is Kinda Like Sex. You Want To Do It, You Just Don't Want To Be Alone When You Do It.

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.

I've Gotten To The Point I Won't Even Watch The 11 O'clock News. You Just Walk Away From It Thinking How Bad Everything Is.

I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.