If Your Biggest Tax Deduction Was Bail

You May Be A Redneck If... Your Lifetime Goal Is To Own A Fireworks Stand.

If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck

Changing A Diaper Is A Lot Like Getting A Present From Your Grandmother - You're Not Sure What You've Got But You're Pretty Sure You're Not Going To Like It.

Do You Know Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder? 'cause There's No Dental Records And All The Dna Is The Same.

Some People Like To Keep Their Grass Cut Really Short, So They Can See The Intruders Coming. Keep Those Kill Zones Open. I Say Let The Grass Grow Tall So They Don't Know There's A House Behind It. Some Call It Lazy, I Say It's Thinking.