If Your Biggest Tax Deduction Was Bail

I Have Never Been Jealous. Not Even When My Dad Finished Fifth Grade A Year Before I Did.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Bumper Sticker Says, My Other Car Is A Combine.

I Tried Real Hard To Play Golf, And I Was So Bad At It They Would Have To Check Me For Ticks At The End Of The Round Because I'd Spent About Half The Day In The Woods.

You Might Be A Redneck If During Your Senior Year You And Your Mother Had Homeroom Together.

To Me, The Media In New York And La Have Always Missed The Essence Of This Country.