If Your Biggest Tax Deduction Was Bail

You Might Be A Redneck If Exxon And Conoco Have Offered You Royalties For Your Hair.

You Might Be A Redneck If An Expired License Plate Means Another Decoration For Your Living Room Wall.

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Belt Buckle Weighs More Than Three Pounds.

In My Life, I Have Driven Some Crappy Vehicles. But I Have Never Been So Desperate For A Vehicle That I Wanted A Used Rental Car.

If You Own A Home With Wheels On It And Several Cars Without, You Just Might Be A Redneck.