When I Was Ten, My Family Moved

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way. So I Stole A Bike And Asked For Forgiveness.

The Other Day A Woman Came Up To Me And Said, Didn't I See You On Television? I Said, I Don't Know. You Can't See Out The Other Way.

I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How Often Do You Find A Corpse?

I Think The Whole Concept Of Monotheism Is A Gift From The Gods.

Ambiguity — The Devil's Volleyball.