When I Was Ten, My Family Moved

If You Can Make Just One Person Laugh, Then You Are Already Doing Better Than Tony Danza.

For Some Reason, Religious Jokes Seem As Trivial As Jokes About Food Or Driving.

I Go To Pick Up A Girl In A Bar. I Say Will You Go Home With Me? She Says I Don't Know, Do You Have Cable? I Say No, But The Rope Should Work Just Fine.

I Got Some New Underwear The Other Day. Well, New To Me.

I Love Florida. I Love The Beach. I Love The Sound Of The Crashing Surfers Against The Rocks.