When I Was Ten, My Family Moved

I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

I Caught My Wife In Bed With My Best Friend The Other Day. I Was Crushed. They Could Have Waited Till I'd Got Out.

Race Is Still Somewhat Of A Taboo In Comedy. But If You're A Minority, Then You Can Make Fun Of Your Own Minority. And That's A Nice Service That Many Of Them Provide.

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.

I Never Cheated On My Wife. I Took Seriously Those Vows Of Celibacy.