The Less [government] The Better.

When I Thought I Was Retired, I Wanted To Travel Around The World And Watch Soccer Games.

As Far As Exercising Goes... Watch For My Next Book, How I Died While Jogging.

Eating Crappy Food Isn't A Reward -- It's A Punishment.

After All, Game Shows Are Not Like Working In A Coal Mine.

I Do Get The Comics Online I Guess But It's Such A Pain. I'd Rather Just Get Them In The Paper And Read Them.