I Don't Care If My Jokes Are

When I Did Comic Relief, I Did It To Be On The Show; It's A Badge Of Honor As A Comedian To Do That Show.

I'm Down To Earth; People Sense That And They Appreciate It.

After All, Game Shows Are Not Like Working In A Coal Mine.

In Any Other Job, They're Truck Drivers. In Show-biz, They're Transportation Captains.

I Was Just Sick Of Being Fat, You Know? You Get Sick Of It. It Just Really, It's A Tiring Lifestyle To Have.