I Don't Care If My Jokes Are

My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To Die In The Kitchen.

Who Ever Thought That The World-famous Captain Obvious Was Really Mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

I Was Raised By Just My Mom. See, My Father Died When I Was Eight Years Old. At Least, That's What He Told Us In The Letter.

I Don't Care If My Jokes Are Appropriate For A Kid.

Violence Doesn't Solve Anything? World War I. World War Ii. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who Says Violence Doesn't Solve Anything?