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I Never Thought I Was A Libertarian Until I Picked Up Reason Magazine And Realized I Agree With Everything They Had Printed.

On Other Shows When They Get To The End Of The Scene, They Yell 'cut!' On Whose Line, We Yell 'that's Enough!'

I've Always Got Stuff In My Head In Case I Meet Somebody Like Steven Spielberg Or Someone Like That, Where I Can Hopefully Say Something To Them That Nobody Else Has Ever Said And Get A Laugh Out Of Them.

The Easiest Diet Is, You Know, Eat Vegetables, Eat Fresh Food. Just A Really Sensible Healthy Diet Like You Read About All The Time.

There's Nothing Like The Energy In A Small Comedy Club Room Or A Small Theater When It's Going Really Well. I Can See Everybody's Face Practically In The Whole Room. There's No Cameras In The Way, And It's Just Me.