Radio As We Know It Is Pretty

It Dont Matter What Your Doin, Ust As Long As You Look Good Doin It

I'm Not Conceited. Conceit Is A Fault And I Have No Faults.

People Say That Life Is A Cesspool Of Darkness And Dispair. Well We Of Van Halen Are Sailing Through It In A Yacht!

If You Put A Van Halen Album In Your Record Collection, It Will Melt All The Rest Of Your Records.

I Change As The Times Change. I'm A Reflection Of What's Around Me Without Trying At All.