Put Cream And Sugar On A Fly

Where The Guests At A Gathering Are Well-acquainted, They Eat 20 Per Cent More Than They Otherwise Would.

Men Have As Exaggerated An Idea Of Their Rights As Women Have Of Their Wrongs.

Half The Promises People Say Were Never Kept, Were Never Made.

Raising Children Is Like Making Biscuits: It Is As Easy To Raise A Big Batch As One, While You Have Your Hands In The Dough.

Families With Babies And Families Without Babies Are Sorry For Each Other.