About All Some Men Accomplish In Life

Half The Promises People Say Were Never Kept, Were Never Made.

The Man Who Can Keep A Secret May Be Wise, But He Is Not Half As Wise As The Man With No Secrets To Keep.

Probably You Have Noted The Resemblance Of The Critic To The Crank.

Men Are Virtuous Because Women Are; Women Are Virtuous From Necessity.

I Express Many Absurd Opinions. But I Am Not The First Man To Do It; American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.