Men Are Virtuous Because Women Are; Women

When A Man Is Trying To Sell You Something, Don't Imagine He Is That Polite All The Time.

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

Don't Be Crazy To Do A Lot Of Things You Can't Do.

Every Man Is A Reformer Until Reform Tramps On His Toes.

Raising Children Is Like Making Biscuits: It Is As Easy To Raise A Big Batch As One, While You Have Your Hands In The Dough.