A Man Has His Clothes Made To

One Has Fear In Front Of A Goat, In Back Of A Mule, And On Every Side Of A Fool

No Really Sensible Person Ever Remembers Enough Poetry To Recite It.

When I Am Idle And Shiftless, My Affairs Become Confused; When I Work, I Get Results ... Not Great Results, But Enough To Encourage Me.

A Woman Is As Old As She Looks Before Breakfast.

Somehow, Everyone Hates To See An Unusually Pretty Girl Get Married. It Is Like Taking A Bite Out Of A Very Fine-looking Peach.