Professors Of Theory Merely Hold Post-mortems.

In Point Of Morals, The Average Woman Is, Even For Business, Too Crooked.

You Cannot Depict Love Inside A Frame Of Fact. It Needs A Mist To Dissolve In.

Electricity Is Of Two Kinds, Positive And Negative. The Difference Is, I Presume, That One Comes A Little More Expensive, But Is More Durable; The Other Is A Cheaper Thing, But The Moths Get Into It.

Chess Is One Long Regret.

The Minute A Man Is Convinced He Is Interesting, He Isn't.