Professors Of Theory Merely Hold Post-mortems.

Life, We Learn Too Late, Is In The Living, The Tissue Of Every Day And Hour.

You Know, Many A Man Realizes Late In Life That If When He Was A Boy He Had Known What He Knows Now, Instead Of Being What He Is He Might Be What He Won't; But How Few Boys Stop To Think That If They Knew What They Don't Know Instead Of Being What They Will Be, They Wouldn't Be?

A Silk Dress In Four Sections, And Shoes With High Heels That Would Have Broken The Heart Of John Calvin.

Being A Specialist Is One Thing, Getting A Job Is Another.

It Is Difficult To Be Funny And Great At The Same Time. Aristophanes And Moliere And Mark Twain Must Sit Below Aristotle And Bossuet And Emerson.