Success Is 10% Inspiration And 90% Perspiration.

The Victorians Needed Parody. Without It Their Literature Would Have Been A Rank And Weedy Growth, Over-watered With Tears.

In Point Of Morals, The Average Woman Is, Even For Business, Too Crooked.

Advertising: The Science Of Arresting The Human Intelligence Long Enough To Get Money From It.

Electricity Is Of Two Kinds, Positive And Negative. The Difference Is, I Presume, That One Comes A Little More Expensive, But Is More Durable; The Other Is A Cheaper Thing, But The Moths Get Into It.

A Lone Maple Leaf Resting On Sand Have You Ever Been Out For A Late Autumn Walk In The Closing Part Of The Afternoon, And Suddenly Looked Up To Realize That The Leaves Have Practically All Gone? And The Sun Has Set And The Day Gone Before You Knew It, And With That A Cold Wind Blows Across The Landscape? That's Retirement.