Personally, I Would Sooner Have Written Alice

I've Seen Lifelong Friends Drift Apart Over Golf Just Because One Could Play Better, But The Other Counted Better.

Being A Specialist Is One Thing, Getting A Job Is Another.

My Parents Migrated To Canada In 1876, And I Decided To Go With Them.

American Politicians Do Anything For Money... English Politicians Take The Money And Won't Do Anything.

A Barber Is By Nature And Inclination A Sport. He Can Tell You At What Exact Hour The Ball Game Is To Begin, Can Foretell Its Issue Without Losing A Stroke Of The Razor, And Can Explain The Points Of Inferiority Of All The Players, As Compared With The Better Men That He Has Personally Seen Elsewhere, With The Nicety Of A Professional.