Prince William And Kate Middleton Are In

If I Can Be Serious Now, And I Have The Feeling I Can.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Met With President Bush. It's Amazing If You Think About It. It Was The Terminator And The One-term-inator.

In Just A Few Minutes, My Son Will Have Completed His First Trip Around The Sun.

I Got Some Good News Earlier Today Before The Show. Thanks To Alex Rodriguez, I Am No Longer The Most Overpaid Disappointment In New York City.

Iraq Is So Bad That President Obama Phoned Hillary Clinton And Asked Her If She Could Start Early.