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Osama Bin Laden... Lived In One House For, Like, Six Years With Three Wives. And Earlier Today, They Ruled His Death Was A Suicide.

Political Pundits Are Saying President George W. Bush Has Made Gains In Two Key States: Dazed And Confused.

I Worry About Rick Perry. One, He's Too Conservative, Two, His Debating Skills. And Three ... Oh Crap, What Was Three?

President Obama Is In China. Today He Visited The Kids Who Make Our Cellphones.

Love: You Can't Start It Like A Car, You Can't Stop It With A Gun.