As I've Always Said: The Future Lies

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.

A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows If You're Walking Down A Street And You Spot A Moose?

I Don't Need Adult Supervision.

All The Problems We Face In The United States Today Can Be Traced To An Unenlightened Immigration Policy On The Part Of The American Indian.

People Come Up To Me In Bars And On Street Corners And They Say To Me, 'hey, Paulsen, Have You Got Any Change?'