As I've Always Said: The Future Lies

Deep Down, I Happen To Be Very Shallow.

Why Should We Tell Kidnappers, Murderers, And Embezzlers Their Rights? If They Don't Know Their Rights, They Shouldn't Be In The Business.

I Admit I Do Have Some Drawbacks And Limitations As A Candidate. Although I Am A Professional Comedian, Some Of My Critics Maintain That This Is Not Enough. I Cannot Deny That I Stand Before You Untested And Inexperienced - I Only Spent Two Years In Television, Never As A Romantic Lead Or A Song And Dance Man.

Only 10 Percent Of The People In The U.s. Like Dry Wines. You Shouldn't Get Down On People Just Because They Like A Little Sugar.

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself-and Possibly Teh Bogey Man.