As I've Always Said: The Future Lies

We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself...and Of Course The Boogieman.

I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good President, And They Have A Great Pension Plan.

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.

I Admit I Do Have Some Drawbacks And Limitations As A Candidate. Although I Am A Professional Comedian, Some Of My Critics Maintain That This Is Not Enough. I Cannot Deny That I Stand Before You Untested And Inexperienced - I Only Spent Two Years In Television, Never As A Romantic Lead Or A Song And Dance Man.

We've Got To Step Up Our Conservation Efforts Before It's Too Late. We're Not Protecting Our Lands And Natural Resources. Take The Grand Canyon For Example; I'm Sure That At One Time It Was A Beautiful Piece Of Land, And Just Look At The Way We've Let It Go.