As I've Always Said: The Future Lies

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.

I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good President, And They Have A Great Pension Plan.

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.

Yeah, I'm Running For The White House Again. Well, It's Not A Run, Really; It's Sort Of A Brisk Walk.

Why Should We Tell Kidnappers, Murderers, And Embezzlers Their Rights? If They Don't Know Their Rights, They Shouldn't Be In The Business.