As I've Always Said: The Future Lies

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.

Sex Doesn't Have To Be Taught. It's Something Most Of Us Are Born With.

Worrying About The Future Is A Thing Of The Past. I Don't Think About It.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'