I Have No Idea What's Going To

While I Have The Utmost Respect For People Who Practice The Christian Faith, The Fact Is, As Everyone Knows, I Am As Jewish As A Matzo Ball Or Kosher Salami.

I Have No Idea What's Going To Happen With America In The Future.

On The Murder Of New York Deli Owner Abe Lebewohl: It's Almost Like Wiping Out Carnegie Hall. A Sandwich To A Jew Is Just As Important As A Country To A Gentile.

I Have Nothing But Love In My Heart And Everything I Say Is Just An Instrument For Laughs.

Blacks Can Get Into Medical School With A Lower Grade ... If That's True, A Jew Should Be Able To Play Basketball With A Lower Net.