Pope Paul Iii Was The Greatest Thief

Being Sober For So Many Years Is Getting Interesting.

Acting Has Been Described As Farting About In Disguise.

I Can't Stand Light. I Hate Weather. My Idea Of Heaven Is Moving From One Smoke-filled Room To Another.

If You Can't Do Something Willingly And Joyfully, Then Don't Do It. If You Give Up Drinking, Don't Go Moaning About It; Go Back On The Bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt.

My Dear Sir, It Haunted Me For The Rest Of My Life.