There's A Remedy For Everything Except Death.

I'm Not Working-class: I Come From The Criminal Classes.

There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But There's None In Politicians.

I'm A Working Stiff, Baby, Just Like Everybody Else.

Writing Is A Kind Of Performing Art, And I Can't Sit Down To Write Unless I'm Dressed. I Don't Mean Dressed In A Suit, But Dressed Well And Comfortably And I Have To Be Shaved And Bathed.

If You Can't Do Something Willingly And Joyfully, Then Don't Do It. If You Give Up Drinking, Don't Go Moaning About It; Go Back On The Bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt.