It's My Job, It's What I Do,

George Eliot Is My Only Steady Girlfriend. We Go To Bed Together Every Night.

There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But There's None In Politicians.

Booze Is The Most Outrageous Of Drugs Which Is Why I Chose It.

Marriage Is Forever. It's Like Cement.

Question: How Do You Know You're God? Answer: Simple. When I Pray To Him, I Find I'm Talking To Myself.