Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.

Nobody Ever Forgets Where He Buried The Hatchet.

There's Another Advantage To Being Poor - A Doctor Will Cure You Faster.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

Plain Spoken People Get Most Of The Recognition Because Folks Are Afraid Of Them.

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.