Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.

We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very Many Of Us Have Stayed On The Job.

There Are Two Ways To Handle A Woman, And Nobody Knows Either Of Them.

Lack Of Pep Is Often Mistaken For Patience.

Don't A Fellow Feel Good After He Gets Out Of A Store Where He Nearly Bought Something.

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.