Politics Makes Strange Post-masters.

Women Seem To Be All Right On Bargains Till It Comes To Picking Out A Husband.

Live So That You Can At Least Get The Benefit Of The Doubt.

The Fellow That Calls You 'brother' Usually Wants Something That Doesn't Belong To Him.

The Only Way To Entertain Some Folks Is To Listen To Them.

I Don't Know Of Anything Better Than A Woman If You Want To Spend Money Where It Will Show.