Politics Is Developing More Comedians Than Radio

Be Awfully Nice To Them Going Up, Because You're Gonna Meet Them All Coming Down.

Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People! Leave 'em The Hell Alone!

Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.

Nobody Realizes That I Work 18 Hours-a-day For A Solid Month To Make That Tv Hour Look Like It's Never Been Rehearsed!