It Dawned On Me Then That As

I Was Hurt So Deep That I Made Up My Mind Never To Hurt Anybody Else, No Matter What. I Never Made Jokes About Anybody's Big Ears, Their Stut-terin', Or About Them Bein' Off Their Nut.

Start Off Each Day With A Song.

Be Awfully Nice To Them Going Up, Because You're Gonna Meet Them All Coming Down.

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.

Nobody Realizes That I Work 18 Hours-a-day For A Solid Month To Make That Tv Hour Look Like It's Never Been Rehearsed!