Nobody Realizes That I Work 18 Hours-a-day

Nobody Realizes That I Work 18 Hours-a-day For A Solid Month To Make That Tv Hour Look Like It's Never Been Rehearsed!

My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen To Have A Very Small Head.

To His Orchestra Stop Da Music, Stop Da Music! You're Supposed To Follow Da Music, Not Chase It All Over Da Place.

I Was Hurt So Deep That I Made Up My Mind Never To Hurt Anybody Else, No Matter What. I Never Made Jokes About Anybody's Big Ears, Their Stut-terin', Or About Them Bein' Off Their Nut.

It Dawned On Me Then That As Long As I Could Laugh, I Was Safe From The World; And I Have Learned Since That Laughter Keeps Me Safe From Myself, Too.