Planning Trip Around The Globe, That Is

A Lifevest Protects You From Drowning And A Bulletproof Vest Protects You From Getting Shot, And A Sweater Vest Protects You From Pretty Girls.

Mosquito Bites Jesus, Receives Communion.

My Policy Is 'no Stone Throwing Regardless Of Housing Situation.'

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.

I Can Always Tell How Stupid Someone Is By How Certain They Are About What They're Saying.