My Policy Is 'no Stone Throwing Regardless

A Glove Is A Very Literal Looking Hand Puppet.

At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes From A Poncho.

Batteries Are The Most Dramatic Object. Other Things Stop Working Or They Break, But Batteries... They Die.

I Saw A Transvestite Wearing A T-shirt That Said 'guess'.

I Have An Air Mattress. It's Great Because If Someone Tries To Suffocate Me In Bed I Can Just Poke A Hole In It And Use It To Stay Alive.