I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers

Turtles Are Greater Than Baby Nephews, Because It's Ok To Drop A Turtle.

The Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack Is During A Game Of Charades.

When I Trip, I Feel Like That's The World Saying Come Here For A Second. It Just Pulls Me Closer For A Second, Yeah What Do You Want? I Just Want To Remind You That You're Uncoordinated. I'm Aware Of That, Thank You... Can I Go Now? Yeah, You Can Go, But Never Ever Try To Outrun Me. Ok, World, See You Later. Yeah, I'll See You In About 50 Years.

I Think My Favorite Sound Is The Sound Of Someone Not Playing The Bongos.

I Am The Walrus, But Not The One You're Probably Thinking Of. I Am The Other Walrus, The One Who Is Less The Walrus In The Sense Of Legendary Music And More The Walrus In The Sense Of His Tendency To To Lie Around In Places For Too Long.