Pie, N. An Advance Agent Of The

The Most Affectionate Creature In The World Is A Wet Dog.

A Bad Marriage Is Like An Electrical Thrilling Machine: It Makes You Dance, But You Can't Let Go.

Coward: One Who, In A Perilous Emergency, Thinks With His Legs.

War: A By-product Of The Arts Of Peace.

Deliberation, N.: The Act Of Examining One's Bread To Determine Which Side It Is Buttered On.