Pie, N. An Advance Agent Of The

Electricity Is The Power That Causes All Natural Phenomena Not Known To Be Caused By Something Else

Who Never Doubted, Never Half Believed. Where Doubt Is, There Truth Is - It Is Her Shadow.

Optimism, N. The Doctrine, Or Belief, That Everything Is Beautiful, Including What Is Ugly, Everything Good, Especially The Bad, And Everything Right That Is Wrong. It Is Held With Greatest Tenacity By Those Most Accustomed To The Mischance Of Falling Into Adversity, And Is Most Acceptably Expounded With Disproof - An Intellectual Disorder, Yielding To No Treatment But Death. It Is Hereditary, But Fortunately Not Contagious.

Cabbage: A Familiar Kitchen-garden Vegetable About As Large And Wise As A Man's Head.

Architect. One Who Drafts A Plan Of Your House, And Plans A Draft Of Your Money.