The Most Affectionate Creature In The World

Litigation: A Machine Which You Go Into As A Pig And Come Out Of As A Sausage.

Barometer, N.: An Ingenious Instrument Which Indicates What Kind Of Weather We Are Having.

Death Is Not The End. There Remains The Litigation Over The Estate.

Adolescence: The Stage Between Puberty And Adultery.

Conservative, N: A Statesman Who Is Enamored Of Existing Evils, As Distinguished From The Liberal Who Wishes To Replace Them With Others.