Coward: One Who, In A Perilous Emergency,

I Never Said All Democrats Were Saloonkeepers. What I Said Was That All Saloonkeepers Are Democrats.

Female, N. One Of The Opposing, Or Unfair, Sex.

Hermit, N. A Person Whose Vices And Follies Are Not Sociable.

Fashion, N. A Despot Whom The Wise Ridicule And Obey.

As A Means Of Dispensing Formulated Ignorance Our Boasted Public School System Is Not Without Merit; It Spreads Out Education Sufficiently Thin To Give Everyone Enough To Make Him A More Competent Fool Than He Would Have Been Without It.