War: A By-product Of The Arts Of

An Archbishop Is An Ecclesiastical Dignitary One Point Holier Than A Bishop.

Patience, N. A Minor Form Of Dispair, Disguised As A Virtue.

Old, Adj. In That Stage Of Usefulness Which Is Not Inconsistent With General Inefficiency, As An "old Man". Discredited By Lapse Of Time And Offensive To The Popular Taste, As An "old" Book.

Phonograph, N. An Irritating Toy That Restores Life To Dead Noises.

Rascality, N. Stupidity Militant. The Activity Of A Clouded Intellect.