War: A By-product Of The Arts Of

Take, V.t. To Acquire, Frequently By Force But Preferably By Stealth.

Ridicule, N. Words Designed To Show That The Person Of Whom They Are Uttered Is Devoid Of The Dignity Of Character Distinguishing Him Who Utters Them.

Irreligion - The Principal One Of The Great Faiths Of The World.

Wit - The Salt With Which The American Humorist Spoils His Intellectual Cookery By Leaving It Out.

Adolescence: A Stage Between Infancy And Adultery.