Philadelphia, Wonderful Town, Spent A Week There

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

Start Every Day Off With A Smile And Get It Over With.

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.

In The Ten Years Since I Had Run Away From Home...i Had Gone Through More Strange Experiences Than The Average Person Crowds Into A Whole Lifetime.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.