Perhaps The Truth Is That Heavy Literature

Doctors And Lawyers Must Go To School For Years And Years, Often With Little Sleep And With Great Sacrifice To Their First Wives.

A Good Heavy Book Holds You Down. It's An Anchor That Keeps You From Getting Up And Having Another Gin And Tonic.

An Author Is A Person Who Can Never Take Innocent Pleasure In Visiting A Bookstore Again.

I Prefer My Oysters Fried; That Way I Know My Oysters Died.

Pete Rose Is Too Rich A Character To Fit On A Bronze Plaque. He Requires A Good, Trenchant, Poignant (ah, Petey) Book, And This Is It.