I Do Some Eccentric Dancing.

I Just Think Lots Of Words Have Physicality. How About The Word 'wobble?' You Think That's Arbitrary? When You Say The Word 'wince,' You Wince. How About That?

Being President Of Too Many Well-meaning Organizations Put My Father Into An Early Grave. The Lesson In This Was Not Lost On Me.

I Do Not Know What The Cat Can Have Eaten. Usually I Know Exactly What The Cat Has Eaten. Not Only Have I Fed It To The Cat, At The Cat's Insistence, But The Cat Has Thrown It Up On The Rug, And Someone Has Tracked It All Over Onto The Other Rug. I Do Not Know Why Cats Are Such Habitual Vomiters. They Do Not Seem To Enjoy It, Judging By The Sounds They Make While They Are Doing It. It's Their Nature. A Dog Is Going To Bark. A Cat Is Going To Vomit.

I Do Some Eccentric Dancing.

Somebody Informed Me Recently That The Key To Every Art, From Writing To Gardening To Sculpture, Is Creativity. I Beg To Differ.