I Do Some Eccentric Dancing.

A Good Heavy Book Holds You Down. It's An Anchor That Keeps You From Getting Up And Having Another Gin And Tonic.

The Local Groceries Are All Out Of Broccoli, Loccoli.

Any Given Generation Gives The Next Generation Advice That The Given Generation Should Have Been Given By The Previous Generation But Now It's Too Late.

Get Your Friends Together, Go To Your Local Bookstore And Have A Book-buying Party.

I've Never Thought It Was Necessary To Make Fun Of People - You Can Find Fun In People Without Necessarily Mocking Them.