I Do Some Eccentric Dancing.

Twitter. It's Not A Good Sound, Is It? If It Were Worth Doing, There Would Be A Better Word For It.

When I Was A Little Kid, Of Course, I Was Brown All Summer. That's Because I Was Free As A Bird- Nothing To Do But Catch Bugs All Day.

A Dog Will Make Eye Contact. A Cat Will, Too, But A Cat's Eyes Don't Even Look Entirely Warm-blooded To Me, Whereas A Dog's Eyes Look Human Except Less Guarded. A Dog Will Look At You As If To Say, "what Do You Want Me To Do For You? I'll Do Anything For You." Whether A Dog Can In Fact, Do Anything For You If You Don't Have Sheep (i Never Have) Is Another Matter. The Dog Is Willing.

The Last Time Somebody Said, 'i Find I Can Write Much Better With A Word Processor', I Replied, 'they Used To Say The Same Thing About Drugs'.

If A Cat Spoke, It Would Say Things Like, 'hey, I Don't See The Problem Here.'