I Do Some Eccentric Dancing.

People May Think Of Southern Humor In Terms Of Missing Teeth And Outhouse Accidents, But The Best Of It Is A Rich Vein Running Through The Best Of Southern Literature.

I Studied French In High School And German In College And I Once Took A 24-hour Italian Crash Course. English Has By Far The Most Words In It Of Any Other Language. Our Money Might Not Be Worth Anything Anymore, But The Language Is.

Twitter. It's Not A Good Sound, Is It? If It Were Worth Doing, There Would Be A Better Word For It.

Pete Rose Is Too Rich A Character To Fit On A Bronze Plaque. He Requires A Good, Trenchant, Poignant (ah, Petey) Book, And This Is It.

An Author Is A Person Who Can Never Take Innocent Pleasure In Visiting A Bookstore Again.