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I Do Not Know What The Cat Can Have Eaten. Usually I Know Exactly What The Cat Has Eaten. Not Only Have I Fed It To The Cat, At The Cat's Insistence, But The Cat Has Thrown It Up On The Rug, And Someone Has Tracked It All Over Onto The Other Rug. I Do Not Know Why Cats Are Such Habitual Vomiters. They Do Not Seem To Enjoy It, Judging By The Sounds They Make While They Are Doing It. It's Their Nature. A Dog Is Going To Bark. A Cat Is Going To Vomit.

Ham's Substantial, Ham Is Fat. Ham Is Firm And Sound. Ham's What God Was Getting At When He Made Pigs So Round.

Mozart Combined High Formality And Playfulness That Delights As No Other Composition In Any Other Medium Does.

Many A Person Has Been Saved From Summer Alcoholism, Not To Mention Hypertoxicity, By Dostoyevsky.

Obama's The Most Thoughtful-sounding President I Can Remember. He Seems To Be Saying What He Wants To Say, And That Is A Great Relief. He Always Sounds Like He's Thinking About What He's Saying While He's Saying It, And That's A Rare Thing In Politicians.