People Will Say What They Want To

How Come There's Only One Monopolies Commission?

People Will Say What They Want To Say, In The Way They Want To.

I Was Terribly Shy And Never Said Anything In Class. Then I Started Getting Into School Plays. When You've Got Words To Say, You've Got A Sort Of Armour.

I Was Absolutely A Non-starter At Games. My Report For Rugby Said, 'nigel's Chief Contribution Is His Presence On The Field.' I Used To Pray For Rain And Sometimes It Did Rain - And We Played Anyway.

I Got Into New College, Oxford. The Ethos Was That You Could Work - Or Not.