How Come There's Only One Monopolies Commission?

I Was Broadcast-struck From An Early Age; I Had Saved Up For A Tape Recorder And Started Making Programmes.

Rees's First Law Of Quotations: When In Doubt, Ascribe All Quotations To George Bernard Shaw.

I Was Terribly Shy And Never Said Anything In Class. Then I Started Getting Into School Plays. When You've Got Words To Say, You've Got A Sort Of Armour.

People Will Say What They Want To Say, In The Way They Want To.

How Come There's Only One Monopolies Commission?