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How Come There's Only One Monopolies Commission?

I Was Absolutely A Non-starter At Games. My Report For Rugby Said, 'nigel's Chief Contribution Is His Presence On The Field.' I Used To Pray For Rain And Sometimes It Did Rain - And We Played Anyway.

Rees's First Law Of Quotations: When In Doubt, Ascribe All Quotations To George Bernard Shaw.

My Job Involves Searching For 'lost' Quotations - That Is, Trying To Find Out Who Came Up With A Quotable Saying That Lingers In Someone's Mind And Which They Wish To Use For Their Own Purpose And Which They Cannot Find In Conventional Dictionaries Of Quotation.

I Got Into New College, Oxford. The Ethos Was That You Could Work - Or Not.