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There Are Worse Things In Life Than Death. Have You Ever Spent An Evening With An Insurance Salesman?

I'm Not A Drinker, My Body Won't Tolerate...eh...spirits, Really. I Had Two Martinis New Years Eve And I Tried To Hi-jack An Elevator And Fly It To Cuba.

The Important Thing, I Think, Is Not To Be Bitter. You Know, If It Turns Out That There Is A God, I Don't Think That He's Evil. I Think That The Worst Thing You Could Say About Him Is That Basically He's An Underachiever. After All, You Know, There Are Worse Things In Life Than Death.

I've Never Been An Intellectual But I Have This Look.

It's Just Gossip, You Know. Gossip Is The New Pornography.