Chastity Is Curable, If Detected Early.

I Have A Hyper-active Imagination, My Mind Tends To Jump Around A Little, And I Have Some Trouble Between Fantasy And Reality.

I Tended To Place My Wife Under A Pedestal.

Just Don't Take Any Class Where You Have To Read Beowulf.

One Man Starving Puts A Crimp In My Evening.

People Ask Me Whether I Think That One Day I Might Wake Up One Morning And Run Dry, But I've Had The Opposite Feeling - That I Would Die Before I Had Time To Write All The Ideas In My Drawer.