People Tell Me There Are A Lot

Will Rogers…used To Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend He Was A Yokel Criticizing The Intellectuals Who Ran The Government. I Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend I’m An Intellectual Making Fun Of The Yokels Running The Government.

One Thing About Being Narrow-minded: You'll Never Be Lonely.

I Don't Think Crucifixion Is The Answer. I Believe In The Resurrection. I Like That Part Of The Story.

Hillary's Explanation Of The Libyan Action To Congress Was So Good, I Wonder Who Explained It To Her?

Women Want Their Men To Be Cops. They Want You To Punish Them And Tell Them What The Limits Are. The Only Thing That Women Hate Worse From A Man Than Being Slapped Is When You Get On Your Knees And Say You're Sorry.