People Tell Me There Are A Lot

I Watched Ken Burns' Civil War Series On Pbs. My Favorite Segment Is When Bob Hope Entertains The Troops At Gettysburg.

There Are Russian Spies Here Now. And If We're Lucky, They'll Steal Some Of Our Secrets And They'll Be Two Years Behind.

There's A Danger Our Fiscal Bankruptcy Might Overtake Our Moral Bankruptcy.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

One Thing About Being Narrow-minded: You'll Never Be Lonely.