Remember When Movies Were Just Good Or

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.

I Used To Go Out With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

I Found People Looked Better When They Laughed

We Would Have Broken Up Except For The Children. Who Were The Children? Well, She And I Were.